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What Did You Want To be…

… when you grew up? 

That’s a question for the ages, isn’t it?  I know very few people who when we talk about our past, our careers and lives as parents or grandparents have said what happened were just what they envisioned as a child, teenager or young adult.

It sure as hell didn’t happen that way for me. Although my childhood was so strange that I can’t remember ever even dreaming along those lines and I’m sure many other people can say the same thing.

First off we probably have to qualify what ‘grown up’ is. Is it when you start really living on your own with no or little outside support? Is it when you meet someone you want to spend your future with and perhaps raise a family? Is it when you hold a career for most of your adult life?

Maybe it is part and parcel of what my grown son said a few years back when he was pissed at me and snarled “Why don’t you just act your age for once? (I was 63 at the time). My reply shut him up when I said “Maybe because my parents drank themselves to death when I was a teenager and I never had any goddamn role models to learn from!

That screeched the brakes on the conversation, but more importantly made me feel like an ass for dumping all that on him.  He had nothing to do with that.

However that fact is why I never chanced to dream of what I might or could be. Back then there were no purely positive things I could point to and think was that what I’d like to make happen in my life.

Negative role models were a different story though. My parent’s deaths from cirrhosis didn’t really scare me all that much when it happened mainly because when my Mom died I was 19 years old and well on my way to being an alcoholic already. My dad died when I was 13 and I was already getting high by then. So I fell right into that pattern.

The fact that they were drunk all the time didn’t stop them for being model citizens; my father was the Dean of the Graduate School of Business at the University of Pittsburgh (Pitt) and my mother was, earlier on, the Assistant Dean of Women there and later a member of many organizations, social clubs, and the like. She wouldn’t shut up about being a Daughter of the American Revolution (see my last post about being so White it blinds you). Nobody but her cared one whit about that.

On the outside we were a solid, respectable family in good shape financially with a nice big house etc.  But behind closed doors and all that…

It didn’t help that before I turned 15 both my older brothers, four & five years older, took off and moved out as soon as they could so they wouldn’t be stuck living with a crazy drunken mother. And I do mean crazy – certifiable – but formally addressing that illness “wasn’t done” in those days. Much better to say it was her ‘rather strange’ conduct and leave it at that.

That might sound harsh but it’s 100% true. I’m convinced my Dad checked out earlier on because he just couldn’t take her any longer. That crap-laden end of the stick got handed to me early on and I was left to almost literally babysit her until she died four years later.

Well, my middle brother leaving I could understand – he was gay and Pittsburgh in the 1970s was not a welcoming town for a gay man. It was more like a shot and a beer and a punch in the face if you were sitting in the wrong bar town. When he moved to Manhattan it was for a good reason but I needed his help and it just wasn’t there.

But something else started to happen with me after my Mom’s death.  I became surrounded by a great group of close friends, guys and girls, and some of their parents who helped me to understand that what happened earlier in my life need not be part of my future.  No one had taken an interest in me like that before.

So while I bounced around in and out of college and working as a bartender at The Encore jazz club and The Shadyside Tavern and the years went by I began doing some soul searching and just couldn’t get any sort of grasp on what I had to do next.

I was 22 in September of 1978 and I clearly remember sitting by myself on a park bench drinking Rolling Rock beer and trying to decide whether I should go back to PITT (if they would even let me back in) or go try something else that I would most probably fail at yet again. It didn’t help that while I was hitchhiking up and down the East Coast that summer I sort of, kind of, forgot to pay the rent on my apartment for three months…so suddenly I had nowhere to live and basically no possessions. After that I knew had to take a long and hard look at myself.

What I came up with, and it hit like a lightning bolt, was the truth that I was going downhill fast and I knew, honestly knew, that I had to get some sort of outside authority in my life to force me do things I would never do on my own or I’d be dead soon. There was no doubt in my mind about that at all and it would happen sooner rather than later.

So on a Friday afternoon I went downtown and enlisted in the U.S. Coast Guard. No hesitation, no second thoughts, just sat down with the recruiter and said ”Get me out of town as soon as possible and make me a different person”. I probably didn’t actually say that last part but I was sure thinking it.

When I dropped the news of my enlistment on my friends they literally didn’t believe it. Of any person you could think of who was absolutely not military material it was me. They believed I was joking… right up until I boarded a bus to Cape May, New Jersey and went straight into boot camp.

I had no idea what to expect, no idea what would happen and no idea if I could even make it through boot camp. I had delirium tremens the first 48 hours I was there but had an understanding Company Commander who turned a blind eye. But I did sober up, turned to the tasks at hand and graduated on time… and therein lay more blog posts.

Did I know at that time I’d spend 33 years, both as an enlisted man and as an Officer, get married, live all over the world and raise a family?  Hell no!  But with that one clear and non-revocable decision I finally gave myself a fighting chance in life. Than God I did or I know in my heart I would not be writing this.

Thanks – Reed

13 Comments

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    Facebook Marketing October 15, 2020

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  2. ike
    ike August 21, 2020

    SO at the risk of bumming Wilbur out and most likely others I have a short story I would like to share about what I wanted to be when I was just a young boy.

    Some of you may remember my bio on the POV Reed had started where I told the story of my mother dying when I was only 3 1/2 years old. During her sickness I befriended a couple who lived on the third floor of my grandmothers house. The house had been split up into a duplex where we lived. Before my mother passed (she knew she was dying) she asked the couple if they would raise me. They were very happy to accept and we all move downstairs to the smaller side of the duplex.

    I really don’t know how it all started but I found myself listening to Pirate games on my transistor radio on a nightly basis at a very young age. At around 7 years old I was given my first ball glove and a very bouncing rubber ball.

    By this time my grandmother had moved out and another family had moved in the opposite side of the duplex. We shared the backyard and back porch. Going down into the yard were 5 wooden steps that led onto two cement slab then sporadic walking stones out to the alley, about 75 feet or so. Somewhere around 30 feet was the special stone jutting up out of the ground a bit that, to me, look like a pitching rubber and then it all started.

    I would go out every morning as soon as I woke up and began tossing the bouncy rubber ball again the steps. About those steps and back porch, when you walked up the steps and went straight ahead you would be at the neighbors screened backdoor, if you would hang a quick right you would have gone into our kitchen.

    So there I was everyday chucking the ball against those steps developing a baseball game in my head. I threw the ball and it would bounce back to me, I would have to field the ball cleanly and throw it back to the steps. All the while the pitching rubber had become first base. The big caveat was the return throw had to only bounce once while my foot remained on the stone. Yes it was even possible for me to turn a double play if I could pull off he throws. This practice must have gone on for a good 6-7 or 8 years.

    I became so adept at throwing against those steps I could make the ball come back to me on the fly or do anything I wanted to. BTW, if I would throw hard and hit the heel of the steps the ball would go over my head and if I didn’t get a glove on it, it was a home-run. Funny how when the Pirates were up I hit the heel of those steps way more times.

    Back to the neighbors, countess times at first I would fire the ball into their screen door and into their kitchen, I would have to sneak in there and retrieve the ball.

    Yeah what was I thinking ever-day I threw those thousand pitches or so against those steps? I dreamed of playing for the Pirates and being the next Billy Maz. That’s what I wanted to be when I grew up. Turns out I’ve had thumb Arthroplasty and Rotatory cuff surgery on my hand and shoulder and never got paid a nickel to play the game I love. But those memories were worth every pitch and every minute.

    Last offering on this site and I wish Reed well in his new endeavor.

  3. Robert Totten
    Robert Totten August 20, 2020

    Miss your posts!

  4. Tvax
    Tvax August 4, 2020

    Tough read and great read. Tough only because I got to meet and “know” you a little. I’m glad you came through it all.

    Life can be difficult and some get crushed, some rise above,,,or at least push through to create a better place. You seem to be continuing to create better. I hope you keep it up as long as you wish.

  5. DORN CHECKLEY
    DORN CHECKLEY August 4, 2020

    Yeah Reed I didn’t really know what you were going through then… thanks for letting me know as the years have gone wandered on since the 60’s and 70’s… You have been a great friend… maybe even more so because of all the pain…

    Love, Dorn.

  6. Dick H.
    Dick H. August 3, 2020

    Reed, I had no idea. You’ve really become a strong, sensitive, caring person. Thanks for sharing. As you know I’ve been reading your stuff for a long time on the POV. Soccer Gramps

  7. Reed Kohberger
    Reed Kohberger August 1, 2020

    Rob – I believe Kitty quit the booze the day my Dad died – her little brother. I might be mistaken with that though – either way an amazing thing to do.

    • Robert Totten
      Robert Totten August 4, 2020

      That sounds about right. I was shocked when she did it. Never thought she could do it. I never forgot it and it helped me later when I quit. I really looked up to her.

  8. Rob Totten
    Rob Totten August 1, 2020

    She also quit smoking the same day ! She was the last one alive !

  9. Kenn Nagasawa
    Kenn Nagasawa July 30, 2020

    A truly American tale all to often ignored or overlooked by many families! It’s a tribute to the human desire within us to overcome our addictions of our fathers, mothers and youthful experiments to lead purposeful and meaningful lives! I admire your honesty and ability to share this with us.
    🤙🏾

  10. Robert Totten
    Robert Totten July 30, 2020

    You are amazing! Real joy does not come out of a bottle or from a pill. You are an inspiration. Remember when Aunt Kitty quit? Thanks for sharing all that. We are all blessed to be alive now. Our parents were not so lucky.

    • Reed
      Reed July 31, 2020

      Kitty put down the drink and never touched booze again. Sober for almost 50 years. Amazing…

  11. Central80
    Central80 July 30, 2020

    Reed,
    I’m glad you made that decision. You have had a positive impact on many people, my son included.

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